Monday, April 28, 2008

Earth Day

The question...
"You're a homeschooling family" [read: 'you are quacks']
"and you guys always do something unique" [read: 'you're always doing really weird things]
"I'm sure you did something really interesting for Earth day." [read: 'what insane idea did you come up with THIS year?']

The answer...
"For Earth Day, we called the exterminator and had him spray poison all around the perimeter of our house to ward off the ant army that found us."

The comeback...
"Oh."

[oh yeah, you may try to stick your tail between your legs but I can still see it on your way out the door]

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